Say Goodbye to Expired Fruit & Onion Tears!

Introducing The Happy Onion™ – The Only Device That Stops an Onion From Making You Cry, Keeps Your Produce Fresher for Longer and Dries Your Washed Fruit and Vegetables.

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This is a non-recurring, one-time preorder of $58.50

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Awards

The Happy Onion™ has already been recognised globally for its innovative design, taking home some prestigeous awards:

Silver Badge for Rome Design Awards 2025

Preorder Now for only $58.50

Pre-ordering gets you first choice of color, 10% OFF and 3 months of free filters.

This is a one-time purchase. No recurring charges or auto-renewal. If you have any questions or need to cancel, contact us anytime. Estimated shipping December 2026

HOW IT WORKS - 3 Ways!

Simply Place Your Device Facing the Onion

Then cut, dice or chop without any burning eys or tears. Pure Joy!

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Three Solutions in One

Not only does The Happy Onion™ prevent tears, it also keeps fruit fresher for longer.

Fruit Preservation Mode:

Place it in your fruit bowl to displace ethylene gas and moisture, extending fruit freshness.

Zeolyte and Potassium Permangante Filter:

Absorbs ethylene gas, reducing spoilage. Reducing waste, saving you money!

Dries Produce

Place the Happy Onion in front of your washed, paper towel dried produce and it dries it further. Removing residual moisture from washed fruit and vegetables reduces mold and spoilage.

What Our Beta Testers Are Saying

“ It works.”

- Carmen, FL.

"This made cooking with onions a more pleasant experience, I will include them in my dishes more"

- Chelsea, IL

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!
1 - Onion Cutting Mode:

The Happy Onion™

Prevents 100% of onion-induced tears using innovative technology.

No headgear; a non-wearable solution comfortable for all users.

Simple, hassle-free press of a button, requires no setup.

Beautifully designed to blend into a fruit bowl, adding joy and excitement to the kitchen; stores elegantly without clutter

Preservation mode extends fruit freshness by regulating ethylene gas, reducing waste. Dries produce after washing

Onion Goggles

Reduces tears for some, but often fails due to poor seals & nasal irritation.

Foam seals irritate skin, slip, or don’t fit with glasses.

Requires proper fitting and pressing against the face for an airtight seal.

Bulky, goofy-looking; needs cleaning and separate storage, often in the miscellaneous drawer.

No preservation function; only designed to protect eyes during cutting.

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!
2) Fruit Presevation

The Happy Onion™

Passive absorbtion of ethylene gas between cycles on preserve mode.

Unique design adding to the aesthetics in the fruit bowl.

Easy to dispose, zeolyte replacable cartidges can be composted

We are working on a passive version for the refrigerator.

Active filtration and cycling of air in the fruit bowl.

Multi-function. Stops onions from making you cry in cutting mode and preserves fruit and vegetables in produce preserve mode. Dries produce after washing.

Bluapple Produce Preserver

Passive absorbtion of ethylene gas keeping your fruit fresher for longer.

Unique design adding to the aesthetics in the fruit bowl.

Easy to dispose, replacable sachets can be composted

Can be used in the refrigeratior

No active circulation, just passive

Single function, just preserves fruit and vegetables

Special Pre-Order Offer.

Choose your favorite style!

The Happy Onion say goodbye to tears while chopping onions , preserve and dry your fruit

The Happy Onion filters to keep the tears away

Preorder The Original Happy Onion™ | Stops Onion Tears + Preserves Fruit

Preorder The Original Happy Onion™ | Stops Onion Tears + Preserves Fruit

4 x Award Winning

$58.50

10% OFF Retail Price & Early Access

Also includes 10% off, first choice of color and 3 months worth of free filters

Estimated retail price $65*

Color

Purple

Yellow

White

How it works

For only $58.50, you get 10% off and 3 months of free filters.

You will be notified via email when your device is ready to ship so be sure to confirm receipt of your email.

*Estimated retail price is $65

Guarantee

If you change your mind within the next 30 days, we will be happy to refund you.

Expected Delivery

This is a pre-production, preorder campaign so we expect to have all preorders delivered by December 2026. - We will strive to deliver earlier, but want to be transparent with our timeline.

Why Does Cutting Onions Make You Cry?

The Science Behind the Tears—and How to Stop Them

Cutting an onion unleashes sulfuric gases that attack your eyes, sparking instant irritation and unstoppable tears—turning a simple task into a frustrating ordeal.

Those stinging gases steal your comfort and slow you down, costing you precious moments in the kitchen you’d rather enjoy—don’t let onions win!

The irritation from onion vapors doesn’t have to rule your cooking—The Happy Onion™ stops the tears, giving you back the joy of chopping with ease!

Why Do My Fruit and Vegetables Go Bad So Quickly?

Fruit and Vegetables release ethylene gas which causes fruit and vegetables to ripen. Larger concentrations of these gasses accumulate around fruit and vegetables in the fruit bowl and cause them to ripen and spoil faster.

Frequently asked questions

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When will my Happy Onion be shipped?

We are starting a pre-launch campaign for the Happy Onion™ We are offering 10% off and 3 months of free filters. If there are any updates to our production timeline we will be sure to let all our loyal customers know. Our goal is to deliver all pre-orders by December 2026.

What is the benefit to pre-ordering now?

For only $58.50 deposit you can secure your Happy Onion™ Our preorder offer includes 10% off and 3 months of FREE filters. Estimate Retail price is $65

What is your cancellation policy?

You can get your reservation money back if you cancel within 30 days.

Do you offer a guarantee?

Absolutely, we offer a 30-day money back guarantee in the rare event that you are not satisfied.

How does billing work?

A secure checkout powered by shopify's platform for your $58.50. You will be notified about updates via email. This is not a subscription and you will be charged only once.

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Say Goodbye to Expired Fruit & Onion Tears!

Awards

HOW IT WORKS - 3 Ways!

Simply Place Your Device Facing the Onion

Three Solutions in One

Fruit Preservation Mode:

Zeolyte and Potassium Permangante Filter:

Dries Produce

What Our Beta Testers Are Saying

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!
1 - Onion Cutting Mode:

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!
2) Fruit Presevation

Special Pre-Order Offer.

Preorder The Original Happy Onion™ | Stops Onion Tears + Preserves Fruit

Why Does Cutting Onions Make You Cry?

Why Do My Fruit and Vegetables Go Bad So Quickly?

Frequently asked questions

Underdog Kitchen Company

Say Goodbye to Expired Fruit & Onion Tears!

Awards

HOW IT WORKS - 3 Ways!

Simply Place Your Device Facing the Onion

Three Solutions in One

Fruit Preservation Mode:

Zeolyte and Potassium Permangante Filter:

Dries Produce

What Our Beta Testers Are Saying

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!1 - Onion Cutting Mode:

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!2) Fruit Presevation

Special Pre-Order Offer.

Preorder The Original Happy Onion™ | Stops Onion Tears + Preserves Fruit

Why Does Cutting Onions Make You Cry?

Why Do My Fruit and Vegetables Go Bad So Quickly?

Frequently asked questions

Underdog Kitchen Company

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!
1 - Onion Cutting Mode:

So Good It Needs TWO Comparisons!
2) Fruit Presevation