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Say Goodbye to Onion Tears!

Introducing The Happy Onion™ – The Only Device That Stops an Onion From Making You Cry and Keeps Your Produce Fresher for Longer.

Video of the happy onion tear free onion device blowing away onion gas on a cutting board with cut onions demonstrating how it stops an onion from making you cry. Also showing how it removes ethylene gas from fruit bowl preserving fruit fresher for longer.

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30 day money back guarantee

Ships October 2025

HOW IT WORKS

Simply Place Your Device Facing the Onion

Then cut, dice or chop without any burning eys or tears. Pure Joy!

Two Solutions in One

Not only does The Happy Onion™ prevent tears, it also keeps fruit fresher for longer.

Fruit Preservation Mode:

Place it in your fruit bowl to displace ethylene gas and moisture, extending fruit freshness.

Activated Carbon Filter:

Absorbs ethylene gas, reducing spoilage. Reducing waste, saving you money!

Why Does Cutting Onions Make You Cry?

The Science Behind the Tears—and How to Stop Them

Cutting an onion unleashes sulfuric gases that attack your eyes, sparking instant irritation and unstoppable tears—turning a simple task into a frustrating ordeal.

Those stinging gases steal your comfort and slow you down, costing you precious moments in the kitchen you’d rather enjoy—don’t let onions win!

The irritation from onion vapors doesn’t have to rule your cooking—The Happy Onion™ stops the tears, giving you back the joy of chopping with ease!

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Blows Onion Fumes Away:

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Discover Your Happy Onion

From everyday essentials to limited-edition luxury, find the perfect fit for your kitchen.

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What Our Beta Testers Are Saying

Rita Carroll

"Love it! Great for summer! Good taste, it really owns up to its name “sparkling”, cold with bubbles and lime flavor. When I want that soda feel without drinking a soda, I grab for one of this."

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Olivia Rowse

"I have been looking for this flavor online for like ever and I am so happy that I found it finally! I’m so in love with this, it really is a great tasting water, super fast shipping.

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Timothy Joseph

"This drink has become one of my favorite things, and I haverecommended it to a lot of people. It gives me lots of energy, the flavor is really refreshing
and delicious."

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Rita Carroll

"Love it! Great for summer! Good taste, it really owns up to its name “sparkling”, cold with bubbles and lime flavor. When I want that soda feel without drinking a soda, I grab for one of this."

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