{"product_id":"happy-onion-prevent-onion-tears","title":"Preorder The Original Happy Onion™ | Stops Onion Tears + Preserves Fruit","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"674\" data-start=\"612\"\u003e🧅 Say Goodbye to Onion Tears – And Hello to Fresher Fruit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"676\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-end=\"701\" data-start=\"681\"\u003eThe Original Happy Onion™\u003c\/strong\u003e – a beautifully designed, USB-C rechargeable device that \u003cem data-end=\"798\" data-start=\"759\"\u003eblows onion fumes away from your eyes\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"803\"\u003eabsorbs lingering gases\u003c\/em\u003e through a powerful potassium permanganate filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"894\" data-start=\"875\"\u003eBut that’s not all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"896\"\u003eWhen you’re not chopping onions, switch The Happy Onion into \u003cstrong data-end=\"978\" data-start=\"957\"\u003ePreservation Mode\u003c\/strong\u003e and place it in your fruit bowl. It displaces ethylene gas and moisture, keeping your produce fresher for longer. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"896\"\u003eDrying your produce after washing it is a breeze, just pat it down with a drying cloth or paper towel and place it in front of the happy onion to dry the rest of it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"896\"\u003eOne onion-sized device. Three powerful functions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1479\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"1166\" data-start=\"1140\"\u003e💡 Why You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1477\" data-start=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1233\" data-start=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1233\" data-start=\"1169\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1194\" data-start=\"1169\"\u003eStops Tears Instantly\u003c\/strong\u003e – No more crying while cutting onions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1305\" data-start=\"1234\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1305\" data-start=\"1236\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1255\" data-start=\"1236\"\u003eSaves You Money\u003c\/strong\u003e – Extends the life of your fruit, reducing waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1354\" data-start=\"1306\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1354\" data-start=\"1308\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1324\" data-start=\"1308\"\u003eSleek Design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Looks great in any kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1406\" data-start=\"1355\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1406\" data-start=\"1357\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1379\" data-start=\"1357\"\u003eUSB-C Rechargeable\u003c\/strong\u003e – No batteries, no hassle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"1477\" data-start=\"1407\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1477\" data-start=\"1409\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1438\" data-start=\"1409\"\u003eSafe Filters\u003c\/strong\u003e – Easy to Replace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1479\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"1510\" data-start=\"1484\"\u003e🛍️ Choose Your Style:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelect the color that you love and that suits your fruit bowl best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYellow, Purple or White - Just like real onions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto contain-inline-size\"\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1479\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"2183\" data-start=\"2017\"\u003e🎉 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2047\" data-start=\"2020\"\u003ePreorder now for just $58.50\u003c\/strong\u003e — Estimated Shipping December 2026\u003cbr data-end=\"2071\" data-start=\"2068\"\u003e✅ 30-Day Money Back Guarantee\u003cbr data-end=\"2103\" data-start=\"2100\"\u003e🔄 3-Months Worth of Filters Free\u003c\/p\u003e\n📦 Preorder Securely.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto contain-inline-size\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⭐️ Preordering gives you 10% off and 3 months worth of filters.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto contain-inline-size\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto contain-inline-size\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a one-time preorder only. No recurring charges or auto-renewal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto contain-inline-size\"\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"2188\" data-start=\"2185\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"2224\" data-start=\"2190\"\u003e📣 Real Beta-Testers, Real Reactions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"2311\" data-start=\"2226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2311\" class=\"\"\u003e“It works.” – Carmen\u003cem data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003e, Florida\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2311\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\"This made cooking with onions a more pleasant experience, I may include them in my dishes more\" – Chelsea, Illinois\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"2468\" data-start=\"2465\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"2533\" data-start=\"2470\"\u003eReady to chop onions without tears \u003cem data-end=\"2510\" data-start=\"2505\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e keep your fruit fresh?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"2611\" data-start=\"2535\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2585\" data-start=\"2538\"\u003ePreorder The Happy Onion™ today for just S58.50\u003c\/strong\u003e – This is a non-recurring, one-time preorder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Happy Kitchen Company","offers":[{"title":"Purple","offer_id":49671492075806,"sku":"PRE-HO-PUR","price":58.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":49671492141342,"sku":"PRE-HO-YEL","price":58.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":50554796310814,"sku":"PRE-HO-WHT","price":58.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/5685\/1742\/files\/Happy-onion-front-purple.jpg?v=1744486723","url":"https:\/\/underdogkitchen.com\/products\/happy-onion-prevent-onion-tears","provider":"Underdog Kitchen Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}